cheatingandbreakupsluts: “How’s the new night job, babe? Some of your friends came over and wanted me to go out with them. But I stayed home, brushed my teeth and gargled for a bit. They stayed over. Sorry for the mess.”

cheatingandbreakupsluts: “How’s the new night job, babe? Some of your friends came over and wanted me to go out with them. But I stayed home, brushed my teeth and gargled for a bit. They stayed over. Sorry for the mess.”

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